Most bizarre injury?

Fabian Espindola’s ankle sprain came during a backflip celebration for a goal that wasn’t. But his misfortune is just one of hundreds of strange/tragic/outrageous/bizarre/out-of-the-ordinary injuries that sports stars have had over the years.
I personally watched a goalie knock himself out on a goal post, but that is far from one of the most bizarre. What is the strangest injury story you have heard of or encountered?
It could be anything from Brian Griese falling over his dog, to Spanish goalkeeper, Santiago Canizares, missing the 2002 FIFA World Cup after dropping an aftershave bottle on his foot to Sammy Sosa sneezing his way to a back strain.

Leave a comment encourages a civil dialogue among its readers. We welcome your thoughtful comments.